a bicycle is the acoustic version of a motorcycle
what the fuck is everyone on this site taking
I don’t know why Frank insisted on bringing me to this dinner party, I don’t even know what to talk about and everyone’s already having a conversation, it’d be awkward to butt in. A steakhouse? Really? I’m a pescetarian, Frank. We’ve known each other ten years. Nobody’s even bothered to comment on my coat or offered a tummy rub. Your friends are shit, Frank.
my favorite post of 2013
i am too gay and beautiful to do math
(Cont.) Or maybe Pete is going to get shot by one of Courtney’s girls—or maybe even Courtney herself—and Patrick snaps out of the trance and realizes that his best friend is going to die, so Patrick takes the bullet for Pete, but Pete still dies. That’s what happens in Miss Missing you, and then in Save Rock & Roll, they’re all in Heaven and Elton John is God or something and then he brings them back to life to ‘Save Rock& Roll.’ That’s my theory, thanks4watchin.
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